they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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