The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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