Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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