I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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