eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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