Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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