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(317): View more from Indiana

why did u let me go home with him last night?

(260): View more from Indiana

u were determined it was a good idea

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count

(1-609): View more from New Jersey

You don't understand. I'm not like you.

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(630): View more from Illinois

is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.

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(214): View more from Texas

um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.

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