Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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