Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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