This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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