Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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