let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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