What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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