the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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