I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
