Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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