I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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