I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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