Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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