is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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