Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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