I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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