i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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