if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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