3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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