How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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