Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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