If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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