Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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