No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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