11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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