it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he was CRYING into my vagina
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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