Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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