Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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