i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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