Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
