Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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