Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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