Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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