I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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