dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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