I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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