Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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