Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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