Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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