It's Friday. Sex?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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