I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am midnight drunk by noon
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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