yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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