So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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