I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I'm passing your future prison.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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