end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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